Joey: Hi is that Alan?
Joey: My name's Joey and I am ringing from The Hub on the Green. You entered the tea cosy raffle and I am thrilled to te
Alan: (laughs) Joey, this is only the third raffle prize I have won in life. I have a beard and the first was aftershave. Then I won ladies tights and now a pineapple tea cosy. I think I will wear it as a hat.
Joey: Your ears might stick out the holes but that's a great idea.
I think we made Alan's day!